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sci-bax · 19 days ago

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METTATON DOODLES🔥🔥🔥

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theonlyadawong · 1 year ago

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encores musicals have the same level of quality as hollywood bowl musicals, the only difference is that encores productions get to transfer to broadway

#speakerphone!#theyre literally cousins

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teh-inggris · 4 months ago

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aw seriously

#senart #Im trying to think of a witty caption but i cant sorry lmao #i was gonna say some corny shit like 'whats worse than alien invasion? An algebraic alien invasion' like tf is that naw #anyways ermm im aware rhis is like idk my 3rd slash 4th time in a row drawing earth n luna i cant help it theyre just so silly #this is random but i think there should be more solarballs n object shows crossovers like. show type (? wise #theyre literally cousins if not siblings yk (sentient talking objects with limbs - sentient talking planets)#ok anyway tag time #solarballs #solarballs earth #solarballs luna #bfb #bfb four #bfb x #battle for bfdi #battle for bfb #battle for dream island

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puppyeared · 4 months ago

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"idk i think thats smth parents should tell their kids :/" motherfucker you cant even teach your kids to cough into their elbows anymore

#my 2yo cousin got a quote unquote mild fever so theyre postponing my grandmas birthday party #stg if they try to go thru with it anyway like oh we'll just keep her away from nanay oh we'll just test everyone before we start #BITCH YOU BETTER FUCKING SELF ISOLATE SO HELP ME GOD #last time u decided itd be fine right after coming back from vancouver. in an AIRPLANE with a fucking BABY #i got covid for like a week and a half and a high fever u BETTER FUCKING NOT #yapping #vent #if your kid learns so fast u should have literally no problem showing her how to cough into her elbow #she learned old macdonald in 20 minutes PLEASE

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rainingcatsandjune · 7 months ago

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He kinda looks like the guy from Lurking for Love

:3

ok but seriously,, he was heavily inspired by jacob haha 😭 i actually got into redacted by introducing a friend to lurking for love; dude the moment she saw jacob she freaked tf out then introduced me to sam, saying the reason she freaked out was because of how similar jacob was to sam, and how a lot of people depict him to look like jacob.

so i guess im just continuing the tradition 😭😭😭

ft. drawing i made while trying to say HEY THEYRE DIFFERENT GUYS to my friends

#asks #redacted sam #jacob alden #sam collins #lurking for love #redacted audio #BUT THEYRE LITERALLY COUSINS #blond man in flannel with stubble and glasses and southern accent #i do not have a type i swear.#but yeah i feel like the more i draw sam and the more i immerse myself in redacted the more he will deviate from jacob #i might just make a ref sheet for myself 😭#my art

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synthbug · 1 year ago

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AWESOME INSAANE and INCREDIBLE superior and ps4 art my cousin made for my birthday, which just so happens to be spiderman day !!! :3 check out his beautiful ART and animations ^_^

#GWAHHH THIS MADE ME INSAANE THE FIRST TIME I SAW IT #I BROKE ALL HIS BONES WITH HOW MUCH I SHOOK HIM AND HUGGED THEM💥💥💙‼️#THEY LOOK SO GOOD LOOK AT THEM !!!!#i still go insane at the superior drawing he made me last yr THEN THEY GO AND DO THIS #THEYRE BUDDIESS LOOK AT THEMMM #insane freaking poses and muscles n anatomy.. he even heard me say superior has such dramatic lighting and he worked that in too..#auagahhh<333 #go give them some love if u have insta ^_^#gosh.. i am not beating the superior and ps4 bestie believer allegations #superior spider man #superior spiderman #superior spider-man #ps4 spiderman #insomniac peter parker #insomniac spider man #spiderman ps4 #spiderman #LOOK AT MY COUSINS ART BOY!!!!#still cant believe my bday is spiderman day... literally FATED #i got permission to post here btw ^_^ so much joy and LOVE in this world..

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banqanas · 2 months ago

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SHIITA NEESAN?????? JEEBH NIISAN??????

#gavv spoilers #gavv txt #THEYRE LITERALLY SIBLINGS??????!??!??#or are they like. cousins or distant relatives......

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yuridovewing · 5 months ago

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if bonefall’s hunch about the erins wanting to snipe all the fanon gay ships is true (which im inclined to believe it is) there reallyyyy is something disgusting about how theyll retcon any interaction that could be read as queer, while simultaneously being like. “creepy age gaps and incest is cute actually hehehe”

#i think the most blatant example was onestar in his SE #because like…. im sorry i dont have any good faith readings of what happens in that book #they retcon over anything he has with firestar for the sake of a het love triangle no one wanted #while EXPLICITLY having him say ‘’ohh… i know she was my student but shes so grown up now….. sexy….’’#and having this character take over the scenes he has with firestar #and then at the same exact time. they made breezeheather first cousins #and really really wanted you to know theyd retconned it so they were first cousins #its like. jesus christ. why do people think these books are queer positive again??????#in this single book they literally went ‘’age gaps and incest are cool but we fucking draw the line at homosexuality’’#like most of the time the incest is just carelessness and them not having a lore bible #but that time….. idk. it felt targeted. sometimes it feels like theyre just antagonizing the audience

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jackshiccup · 1 year ago

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its literally 4am but i just read against the wind by underpassgraffiti and feeling more upset than ever about hiccup and snotlout which . perfect truly just what i wanted before i went to bed

#THEYRE FAMILY U JUST DONT UNDERSTAND #i literally have to be up in 5 hrs bc of work oops djdbjddbbe #BUT I NEEDED TO READ THIS #and u all should too….#average snotlout hiccup cousin dynamic #but with a heavy cup of whump and angst and feelings and unearthing a bit of trauma and fears and #UGH no words i love it #jackshiccup text #fic rec #rtte #snotlout #hiccup #ok sleeping fr this time

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lucksea · 4 months ago

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this is canon now i dont care

#null havoc damage #ultraman showtime #marize and zeros antagonistic relationship was completely accidental but i love it #marize only has pupils if it enhances her expressions. the ultraman shrodingers pupils effect #EDIT: I HAVE DISCOVERED THAT THEY LOOK SIMILAR BC THEYRE LITERALLY COUSINS. THERES NOT A CONSPIRACY THEYRE COUSINS

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faunandfloraas · 10 months ago

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Being an introvert that everyone thinks is an extrovert is sure... something

#its tiring is what it is #at some point people seemed to take it as 'quiet person who is socially awkward' but i can be very friendly bubbly etc etc #so theyre like oh youre so extroverted!! like no. i really need to go be by myself now or im gonna freak out lmao #i always feel like no one has a clear image of me tho bc people have always thought i was super confident #bc idk ? im loud sometimes more in the past than now and idk i crack jokes ?? but like no i have horrendous body issues and bad self esteem #literally since i can remember. genuinely going back to when i was like 5 so again its just very ?? whenever people say shit to me about me #like my cousins bestie who i have known since i was like 6 said i was such a joyous happy person #and truly it made me so confused bc i am truly not but idk guess to her i am so 🤷‍♀️#this is why i spend so much time alone now #its not totally an act sometimes i am that happy and fun but it is sometimes a mask that i have just been doing for 20 yrs so im good at it

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bibleofficial · 2 months ago

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i was literally crying more than my auntie at her only child’s wedding like ‘i never thought id live to see the day’ as if im fucking 75

#stream #she picked so well #we love steveeveeeee & i told them that 😭😭😭😭#weddings always due me in 😭😭😭😭😭😭#i will BAWL like a MESS omg #the CHILD even was fine but here i am just 😭😭😭😭😭#they’re sooo cute together i’m just so happy to see my cousin happy & he fits just RIGHT IN TO THR FAMILY #HES PERFECT #DOES HE UNDERSTAND WHAT PEOPLE SAY NO BUT HE TRIES & THATS THE POINT LIKE MY BROTHER CANT EVEN UNDERSTAND OUR UNCLE THAT HES KNOWN SINCE #BIRTH BUT THRYRR ECUT OF THR SANE CLOTH #good LORD i doubt my brother could understand chris #i missed the family so much i love us #ugh trinis 😭😭😭🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹#literally it was a clear divide between the islanders & steve’s family/friends 😭😭😭😭#literally cocoa pod bracelet vs none & that was it u could TELL #& steve’s friends fucking hated me but also i was drinking on an empty somtach & everybody fucking smoke golds like ridiculous #when can americans smoke REDS LIKE TRUE AMERICSND #FUCKING THEYRE 18$ W CONVERSION A P A C K #OBVS IM GETTING THEM IN DUTY FREE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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skitskatdacat63 · 2 months ago

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For funsies I like to go thru the Habsburg family tree, usually to try and determine who's related to who. I'm still constantly taken aback by how incestous it genuinely is 😭😭 It'll be like, oh hey I feel like I recognize the wife's name!! ....it's the husband's niece, great.

Ik its probably common knowledge but it's still surprising to me how closely related the Bourbons and Habsburgs are despite basically considering each other rivals. Like for Louis XIV and Leopold I, you guys are literally first cousins(I think.)

(Yes this is what I do for fun on weekends, shut up.)

#it bugs me how male centered family trees arw #but trying to make my own 😭 i understand #luckily the wives are usually closely related so-#though i feel like at least on the austrian side they're a bit more distant?#cause ill click on the wife and i dont recognize her parents so!#but im sure theyre distant cousins lmao #i wanna start off from frederick iii #but i started off from charles v right?#i love how the two marriages of his kids just. literally:#1. first cousins. 2. literal niece and uncle #im looking at this like 😟#i knew it was bad but 😭 getting hit with it early on is so ughhhhhh #if i make a bigger one i need to write down the family relations cause its sooooooooo bad #but the amnt of times ive been like hey wait this name is familar...?#and then i realize ive other written it down on the chart and this guy is in fact marrying his cousin. neat.#my moms like why do you like them so much even tho they're like this #and its like: well its not like i can go back in time and change it 😭 i just try not to think abt it too deeply #kinda funny how the attractiveness kinda does align with how incestous their parents are JDJFKGKGGK #though most of the women are pretty and i feel like Joseph I was a fluke more or less #catie.rambling.txt

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wild-flowerhoney · 2 months ago

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one thing about the hill house au is that jason is literally percicophobic in it and i personally think thats lovely of him

#theyre his COUSINS #who are. u know.#cousins themselves #my boy has to witness some real bullshit in that fic #and im not talking about the ghosts or the literal haunted house #percico hill house au #pjo hoo toa

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roses-and-elixir · 3 months ago

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#also went to see my baby cousins that live 2 hours away and i dnt think they remember me #theyre both 2 and 5 and last mustve seen them over a year ago #they warmed up sooo much they were so clingy and all over me and icl i loved it 🤣🥹#one of them wudnt let me go and kept holding onto my dress and asking if i can come back again bc she wasnt done watching moana/playin games #and the other wanted to come back with me to hv a sleepover (but she literally cries and cant sleep w/o her parents)#theyre too cute #bith if them started fighting each other to sit on my lap whilst watching moana aswell and i had go make them take turns 😩

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pears-trinkets · 3 months ago

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#really randomly fell down a weird rabbit hole today #i was watching the X-Files and finally felt like reading up on david duchovny #like i see u fellow slav what kind of slav are you #so i opened up his wikipedia article and saw that his dad was jewish and from ukraine and went like AHA WE ARE THE SAME #and just out of curiosity looked up the place he's from because im curious about jewish shtetls in the ukraine #because my whole family except my biological father is from several of them and i thought hey maybe they were neighbors #which they fucking are omg theyre just 20km apart #my greatgreatgrandma is from makhnivka which i even found articles and history about and how the jewish population grew & declined #even though i did not find any steinbergs in the archives #anyway when i read up on Berdychiv where duchovnys family is from it said #early settlement by the Chernyakhov Culture #which was an archeological culture between 200 and 500 CE existing at the same time as the roman empire #....... is this how i finally find out where my name is from??????? like?????????#i wish i knew so much more than i do #like i only found out that im not russian i was just born in russia like 7 years ago or so??? because my mom never tells me anything #all the information about my great great grandparents and where theyre from is from my grandma #and her dementia is really bad now and shes just angry and screams and calls people names #my russian is too bad to properly read up on stuff like that and theres barely anything in english or german #i just want to know idk #but genetic testing is too expensive and also very america centric and the only family i have in the us is super conservative #i had to block them on facebook when my grandma made me write to them once over 10 years agl #and i know a huge chunk of my grandmas family moved to israel too so i dont want anything to do with that either #although id be curious if it would actually find my half siblings i found out about also like 8 years ago #i just wish there were more archives and more people i could talk to about this #on my grandfathers side theres nothing really left #my grandfather passed suddenly and apparently before he did he took ALL THE FAMILY PHOTOS AND DOCUMENTS somewhere to maybe digitalise them #but we dont know where so theyre literally gone for ever #but his whole family was from kiev and is apparently named after this culture era #his dad was a higher up at a sugar factory and i still cant find anything #my grandma had so many cousins and they were so interconnected and knew so much and i literally just have my mom and no one else

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